The following is a conversation between friends.
Me: 'We need to meet boys. Well, I need to meet boys and I need a cool wing man who isn't going to steal said boys away because you're attached. Foreseeable problem: I hate bars and we're both light weights. Also, we hate people.
Nikki: 'That's exactly what I was thinking!! Maybe we should troll movie theatres.'
Me: 'Foreseeable problem: 'The Hobbit' is out so we might actually meet trolls.'
Nikki: 'Damn. Meeting dudes is hard.'
Me: 'Right?? I'm been single for (time frame left blank to protect the blogger's ego) ____. Bars suck, I work with chicks, online dating is not only expensive both in time and money and it's typically fruitless, and I'm a hermit. The only logical solution is being set up by friends but you all are either married, have no viable friends, or are too busy. So thanks bitches. Also Joseph Gorden Levitt needs to realize he loves me.'
(Nikki has not responded since my last comment. I assume she's finding J.G.L.'s number for me.)
I'm on it!
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